I know it sounds awful but the reason I love substitute teachers is because they're always clueless. And the sub we had in health class takes the cake.
When some one asked her "How was your weekend?" she launched into a speech about how her daughter spent the weekend drilling holes in cadaver heads with supplies from Home Depot because she was learning to become a neurosurgeon. We also got informed of proper weight management because her neice is a runner and she runs all the time and doesn't eat much and so she isn't managing her weight well.... apparently. The sub never told us her name and it took her nearly 20 minutes to figure out how to work theVCR. While she was trying to turn it on she lectured us on how we had to figure out what we want to do with our lives early on so we can make goals and work towards them.... we all came to the conclusion that the moral of that story was to be successful so we could grow up and drill holes in cadaver heads too.
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